Saturday, 29 December 2007

A tale of utter foolishness in the blog of glorious madness...

So where have I been all this time one of my last remaining readers may wonder... OK, let's get the weird stuff out of the way. As the title suggests this post is not about any earth shattering events in my life, it is not about my childish past times or philosophical mood swings about the state of things. No, no, no... this is just a nutter's swansong for 2007, a fatal blow to my absence from this blog for a couple of weeks now. It seems these days I am always absent for a couple of weeks at a time(maybe I am cursed and a post per couple of weeks is all I get which could be a blessing for some people I suppose, LOL). Regardless, I am ambitious enough to try and write a post full of nothingness ,oh the awesomeness of someone typing words in just for the sake of it is unmistakeably a Deadpoolian trait. In fact I could trademark it, draw a tatoo on my forehead stating that only I can exercise such foul boring practises and be done with it:).

A man has to keep himself entertained during this 'merry season of the year' and I am no exception... Eat this Santa!!!! For all the gifts you never delivered to me... still waiting for that Optimus Prime toy by the way, LOL!


Ah, the thrill of 'blogging uber lameness' is a shortlived one though... I have to write about something meaningful even if I do it in a pointless way (did that even make sense... well some people would say that my acquaintance with a straitjacket has been long overdue while I would say that sanity is highly overrated, it is all a matter of perspective really,lol). Ok, let's see how DP has been doing in some non-blogging aspects of his life during this 'festivities period'. Yeah, that should keep my 2 remaining readers still around or drive them over the edge irreversibly... It is a risk I am willing to take so no worries:)

Well let's kickstart this DP extravaganza with the eating habits of these past couple of weeks. Being an ex-guy 'who ate a tad more than normal' and a current guy 'who eats sensibly' this is a bit of a peculiar period for me. All those delicacies flying around are teasing me to devour them, no doubt about it. And then, when eating insticts kick in and I am ready to eat like there is no tomorrow, there is this sudden surge of logic sinking in my psyche, putting me in the restraining shackles of "being proper" and "eating sensibly". Thus, suddenly, one of the more enjoyable things during Christmass and New Year's Eve , eating, becomes a mission impossible of sorts and certainly not the guilty pleasure that it used to be not so long ago... BUMMER!!!


As you can see the Deadpool toys had some 'nasty side effects' for the unfortunate kids that purchased them... So parents all around the world beware, Deadpool's branded products are seriously R-rated... raving mad R-rated that is :)

Then comes the girlfriend crisis and the fact that my girl is not close by these most "rom Komy" of days. So, that means, that unless Eva Mendes lifts that restraining order against me and she finally gives in to my stalking advances, sex life is pretty much an utopian condition that I am not going to experience during these troubled fat free times(as you can see being sensible about devouring delicacies during the holidays has come at a great personal cost... oh well at least not in calories, LOL).

It is not all gloom in the horizon though... I mean I got Assassin's Creed on Xbox360 right? Well, the more I play this game the more I realise it is more of a publicity stunt than a game. Don't get me wrong technically it is superb and being an assassin in the times of the crusades is pretty original but the gameplay is getting a bit repetitive. I guess that would explain why I bought Bioshock then, LOL. Now, the problem with Bioshock is not the game itself but me attempting to play what is essentially a first person survival horror game in the midst of the Christmass period. I am sure you appreciate the irony, especially if you consider that I am not alone in the house and family waves are attacking my ranks with worrying regularity. So how on earth can I go about my merry way shooting mutants and sending them to 'another plane of existence' when people around me in the house are too busy exchanging pleasantries until someone 'sugar overdoses' and tolerating eachother while in the immediate vicinity with alarming diplomacy? Yeah, I know, it seems that survival horror is not on my TV screen after all but right there in my living room ha,ha,ha,ha!!! And it is a hell of a lot cheaper than the videogame let me tell you...

I am a sucker for making an 'over the top' entrance into the next year...ah the nerve of some people:)

Still, there is no doubt that all this coziness of the holiday period makes someone feel a bit special these days. I dont know maybe it is the promise of a better forthcoming year that raises the bar of expectation too high or just the fact that a lot of people have the occassional leisure to enjoy the simple things in life that are 'too time consuming' during the rest of the year. For me 2008 will be pretty much a year 'running on auto-pilot' and I will elaborate on this in a future post in January.

Till then, I want to say that I really wish I could visit your blogs more often and just comment as often as I used to (I will be unleashing a commenting marathon towards your way sooner rather than later be sure of that). I miss the interaction with you people more than writing itself or so I keep telling myself. I guess blogging life goes around in circles with its ups and downs, peaks and lows... just like real life then:)

I wish you all to be healthy above all else, to be optimistic about the future even at the face of adversity because if you managed to make a guy at the other side of the world, who is never going to meet you personally, care, then pretty much anything else is as simple as DP muttering a sentence making sense. Come to think of it, that latter thing isn't particularly simple....bummer!!! Ha,ha,ha,ha!!!

Till next time... take care guys and girls and I wish you all the best for the upcoming year!


11 comments:

MandyPoo said...

No worries about the lack of blogging recently...I've been in the same boat! I'll keep stopping by whenever possible to check for the DP update!

Zhu said...

No ones is blogging during the holidays, which is too bad cause I have a lot of time on my hands! Did I mention my in-laws were at home for the two weeks holidays? :D

Anyway, too bad for no GF... We all know that...er...sexual activities and hedonist pleasures (like your Pagans gods, ya know) help burn calories!

Or so I was told...

siryn said...

I love your posts, even when they are a big beautiful...nothing!
Please, stay tuned!

Calista*Was*Here said...

Since I don't post anymore, that makes me IDEAL blogger mate; you don't have to visit me:)
I just come here to absorb...whatever is served:)

Speaking about survival horror, I could say something...but I don't want to ruin (happy)holiday season:)

I hope Spring will come soon.

Calista*Was*Here said...

To my dear good vibe friend,

HAPPY NEW YEAR & HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Have a great year,

great time,

great life!

Jay Cam said...

you hang out with santa?
why would you do that?!
he's old and senile!

i thought hot chicks were more your style

Deadpoolite said...

@mandypoo

Well 2008 wont be much of a blogging year for me for reasons I will let you on later this month but I am not quitting anytime soon so no worries:)

I really owe all my blogging friends some comments and visits and I am assuming today is the day to relish on the sport:)

@zhu

Yeah, I know the path of a relationship full of external thorns is never easy but I am DP so thorns have nothing on me girl!!!

If you have survived the in-laws onslaught I'll be talking to ya soon, if not oh well it was good while it lasted:)

@Siryn

I have that effect on readers...LOL! Kisses to my girl.

@Calista

I didnt know my birhday was listed somewhere on my profile but thanks for the wishes! All the positive energy I can get is highly appreciated!

@Jay cam

Hey a man has to have hobbies right? So yeah, struggling Santa is a guilty pleasure I must admit... oh the life of a Merc, never a dull moment:)

someGirl said...

Hey there! Long time no chat....Thanks for the kind words, as always :)

I just read there was a pretty big earthquake near Athens, hope you're OK

Keep me posted...

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